Question: What are some things that are as painful as watching the White Sox start the season 4-9 and lose five of their first games to the Indians–including a three-game sweep this weekend?
Answer: A needle in your eye. A slap in the face. Getting run over by a bus. A hit in the groin. A migraine headache. Experiencing gout. Having your hair set on fire. Hiccups for two straight days. Your finger getting smashed in a car door. Blowing out your knee. A cankor sore. Told by your significant other that he/she just wants to be friends. A visit from your mother-in-law.
Seems about the same to me.